Tonight

I'm in my room getting ready for bed. The kids are fresh out of a bath and Lauren and Josh are in Josh's room.

Josh: OW!
Lauren: Waa! OW! OW!
Josh: OW!!! MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: Guys! What is going on in there?
Lauren: Owwwww!!! Maaaa!
Me: Josh!! Lauren!!
Josh: OWWWWWWW!!!!
Josh: Mom...Lauren pulled my hair like she was trying to pull it all off so that I'd be bald!!!!
Me: Why did she do that?
Josh: Because I didn't want her wearing my underwear!
Me: What?

That's when Lauren comes around the corner, looking like this:



What is wrong with these children?