The extra bonuses from having kids

Aside from the obvious ones, of course, there are some bonuses that come along with having kids.

> Gushers and Fruit Roll-ups - Buying these at the grocery store when your a single adult makes you look like you are immature. Buying them because your kids ripped them off the shelf and already ate a pouch is just being a good parent.

> Maraschino Cherries - Seriously, Josh acts like it's Christmas every time I buy these. Him and I recently polished off a large jar with two spoons in ten minutes. No single person buys these. I mean, come on...they are only for sundaes or Shirley Temples.

> Kool-aid - The only thing better than a quart of Kool-aid is a Capri Sun.


Hmmm....maybe I should think of some bonuses that aren't food related.


> Amusement Parks - Enough said.

> Halloween - Not only do you get to dress them up in ridiculous costumes and laugh at how cute they are BUT they do all the leg work and you get the excuse of eating any candy that may not be appropriate.

> Easter - Same as Halloween except exchange the costume for a pair of bunny ears.