Out of the mouths of babes

Josh has been killin' me lately! That kid is so funny!

Conversation #1

Josh: Mom!
Me: What?
Josh: Today we had gym and we played basketball.
Me: Ya did?
Josh: Yeah...it was a lot of fun until I got hit in the privates by a basketball.
Me: Ooooo. Ouch.
Josh: Yeah. That brought the pain!



Conversation #2

We have these undercabinet lights in our kitchen. There are two sets and the one set stopped working right after we installed them like four years ago. Last night Josh touched the second set and they turned on.

Me: JOSH!
Josh: What?!?!?
Me: You got those to turn on!
Josh: Yup!
Me: I'm in shock.
Josh: Mom, I'm all kinds of magical.



Conversation #3

This morning was not a good morning. All three kids were actually going to their respective places this morning and we've been out of our routine for awhile so everything was a bit "off". Not to mention I was in a hurry because I wanted to allot some extra time for commuting this morning with the bad roads.

I put Lauren's coat on and gave her some Fruit Loops for the car. As she was walking out of the kitchen she missed on of the steps and face planted on the landing in the family room. She, of course, started to cry and I went to comfort her.

Me: Oh, Lauren. I bet that scared you, huh?
Lauren: **sobbing** Yeah.
Me: It's okay. You'll be okay.
Josh: Whoa! I didn't know Lauren could fly.

OMG. I lost it! That kid cracks me up!