Out of the mouths of babes - Part I

I thought I might try adding a new feature. Josh says something just about every day that makes me laugh. I thought I'd share the laughter.

Conversation #1

Preface: I pulled up to the mailbox and saw that I had received a Mother's Day card in the mail.

ME: Oh, look. Mommy got an early Mother's Day card in the mail.
JOSH: What's Mother's Day?
ME: Well, Mother's Day is a day when kids let their moms know how much the appreciate them.
JOSH: Mom...I app...I appwe...(struggling to pronounce appreciate). I appreciate that you open my juice with a straw.
ME: **giggling** Why thank you, Josh.

Conversation #2

Preface: Dustin picks up the kids from school and meets me in the Lowe's parking lot on Tuesdays and Thursdays. During the wait the kids have the run of the front seat of the truck and crawl all over everything and push every button they can find. I overheard this today while Dustin and I were on the cell phone.

DUSTIN: Lauren!!! Stop!! That hurts Daddy.
DUSTIN: Lauren!!! OWWWW!! You just stepped on my manhood!!!
ME: **laughing**
JOSH: Daddy? What's your manhood?

Conversation #3

JOSH: Mom...look at all my owies on my knee.
ME: Yes, I see. What happened?
JOSH: I have no idea.
ME: Well, did you fall at school?
JOSH: No. I don't think so.
ME: You don't remember?
JOSH: Nope. (pause) Mom...do you think I'll be okay with 6,002 owies?
ME: Yeah...but thank God it wasn't 6,003.
JOSH: No kidding.