Out of the mouths of babes

After work we transferred the kids and I was heading home, Dustin called to tell me to have a good night and said...

Dustin: Ask Josh what time the game is on tonight.
Me: Josh...what time is the game tonight?
Josh: 7:30!
Dustin: Ask Josh what channel the game is on tonight.
Me: Josh...what channel is the game on tonight?
Josh: 2 - 8. Twenty eight!!
Dustin: He said he wanted to watch the game tonight!

All through supper and baths tonight I've been telling him to keep moving because he didn't want to miss the game!

The magic hour has arrived and I told him to turn on the tv. While I'm getting drinks in the kitchen he turns on the tv and says...

Josh: MOM!! This is football!
Me: Yeah?
Josh: I thought it was bowling.
Me: No, sweety...it's the Orange Bowl.
Josh: Oooooohhhh. Well, I don't want to watch THAT.