Red hair

It has been a standing joke that I've been sleeping with the UPS guy and that's why Ella has red hair. So the other night at the dinner table Dustin said, "I wish I knew the name of that UPS guy you've been sleeping with."

Josh said, "His name is Bill."

And we all laughed hysterically.

Now tonight...

Dustin: So, Josh...how often does Bill come over?
Josh: Oh..I don't know.
Dustin: Does he come over twice a week?
Josh: Yup.
Dustin: Is he cute?
Josh: Nope.
Dustin: Is he nice?
Josh: He's a psycho.

Can't make this stuff up guys...well,...maybe Josh could.